Welcome Fellow Slow Lovers

Strobe Light

May 16th, 2007

I read online the other day that a strobe light makes somebody who is dancing appear to be in slow motion. I thought Bill would love it. But no matter how loud we turned up our Frank Sinatra record, the effect just wasn’t working on Bill. It looked like he wasn’t moving at all. it looked like he was just standing there. Turns out, that’s just how slow bill dances.




Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’!

May 14th, 2007

One of my friends came over to talk some scuttlebutt, Mid-conversation, she remembered she had to go home and book some plane tickets online. Apparently, she has Comcast High Speed Internet. I told her she could use our computer instead — we have DSL. She said maybe if she was planning to go next year.

What nerve! Excuse me a moment.

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Bad Ending

May 9th, 2007

Well, I thought I found a new book to read. When I heard the title I thought it topped last month’s whopper. I was so giddy to tell everyone about it, but it turned out to be a flop. Have you heard of “The Never Ending Story”? Well, I don’t want to ruin it for you, but there is an ending. Crummy! I do have 14,000 pages left of last month’s book, so I suppose I still have a full plate.



Winna, Winna, Lobsta Dinna!

May 4th, 2007

So you know that fancy hat I bought to wear to the snail races? Well, I went online and ordered another one in a different color. “Why?” you ask. Because Bill brought home the bacon. He won the trifecta by a shell! Only my Bill knows how to pick the slowest three. What a hoot.



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April 27th, 2007

One of my friends phoned me last week really upset, so I told them to take some deep breaths and write out Pi. It works like a charm. And I would know.